The following are conversations which occur in class sometimes, punctuated with silly pronunciations and an even sillier choice of words...
Student: Sir, we do we have that last resistor in the circuit?
Prof: It is to protect de(the) appliance or you can say that de electrical 'Camponent' (component)
Student: Sir...as in?
Prof: Liike...when you eat the food you wash your hand na? Or I say Before you eat the food you wash, or we can say 'clean' your hands na? Isn't that to PROTECT YOUR STOMACH???
Prof: You should always be the prepare...anything can happen at...any moment!!Now you see, I will explain...once when I was in traveling on the buses, and one girl had one of the Rs. 100 or Rs. 50 Rupees bucks in her pocket...
More to come, when I get more time...