Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Aaba Dhubi-Our 'Noble Pastime'

Aaba Dhubi

A short clip of collegiates playing the game of 'Aaba Dhubi'. The objective of the game is to strike your opponents with projectiles (Which could be anything small, in this case, a bottle), while simultaneously dodging your opponents throws. 1 point per hit, and first to 5 points wins.

Watch it for the scene in which the person who was previously a spectator gets whacked by a bottle and jumps into the fray...

*Sigh* and No one plays basketball here...

Thursday, November 22, 2007

I'm an @$$h0|e-Dennis Leary

An Old Song which I wanted to share with you's a lot like 'Hot Dog' but this is funny instead of a stress buster...

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

South Park!!

Count on me to leave the best for that the holidays are ending (class starts on Monday! >_< )I just remembered my buddies stash of South park Episodes which I had planned to watch...

Now that I got down to looking at the CD, I find out the 6 episodes, 3 are corrupted But The the remaining 3 are PWNAGE!!!
I've meant to watch this for a Looong while, after I saw the movie last year (yes, yes, Pretty late, I know...) and I'm a Simpsons fan...(South Park is very similar to The Simpsons in a lot of ways, but SP has stronger languge, and more controversial content...)

I watched the episodes

'Chinpokomon!' (Total out-take on Pokemon...insults it like hell, and it's Hilariously done...)

'Sexual Harassment Panda'-I watched it 3 days ago and I'm still laughing about it...enough said...

'Osama Bin Laden has Farty Pants'- This one was pretty lame...too much 'American patriotism' for me...

Here's a few quotes From 'Sexual Harassment Panda'-

Kyle's Dad gives him an Explanation

Gerald: You see, Kyle, we live in a liberal, democratic society. And democrats make sexual harassment laws. These laws tell us what we can and can't say in the workplace, and what we can and can't do in the workplace.
Kyle: Isn't that fascism?
Gerald: No, because we don't call it fascism. Do you understand?
Kyle: Do you?

The Introduction To The Show-

(Teacher) Mr. Garrison: Okay class, as part of the new curriculum, We're going to have to teach you about Sexual Harassment in Schools...

Kyle: WHAT?

Mr. G: Now, does anyone here know what Sexual Harassment is...anybody?Eric??

Eric Cartman: Errr...Sexual Harassment is're trying to have intercourse with a 'Lady Friend' and some other guy comes up behind you and Tickles your balls...

As you can see, it gets pretty crazy with the humor...but I'd recommend it to any 'Simpsons' Fans

Signs Of Our Times-2

Strange sign...haven't specified which 'Tree'...I don't know what exactly is so funny about this, but It just is...

Signs Of Our Times

A Beautiful Example of A signboard on The Somaiya Campus
Some places have a Rs.50 fine, some places have a Rs. 100 fine...But this place is 'special'
Rs. 0!

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Profanity is Good for you-Warning Explicit Lyrics

I'm not kidding with the title, this is a load of profanity...if you are a kid, get the Fu*k away from this post...

Ever felt REALLY pissed off at someone?
Like you could smash his/her face on the wall and paint the ceiling with his/her brains??
Well YOU ARE NOT ALONE!! Dozens of people wish to perform wanton crazy acts of violence when they're just plain Angry, but the trick is knowing how to deal with it, and NOT ending up doing 6 years jail time for Assault-Battery...
Which is an acceptable time for you to Abuse, to Cuss like a Sailor, so to speak...

Which actually helps you blow off steam and cool down...

So, Bitch, before you ask me why I abuse so much, answer me one fuckin question,

Would you rather I kick you so hard my foot gets stuck in your ass???

As you can see, I am pissed off at the moment, but the reason you do not see my face on the evening news is that I found an old song that helps me relax...lyrics here...

"Hot Dog"

Ladies and gentlemen!
Introducing the Chocolate Starfish!
and the Hotdog Flavored Water
Bring it on!
Get the fuck up!
Check, one, two

Listen up, listen up!
Here we go
It's a fucked up world
A fucked up place
Everybody's judged by their fucked up face
Fucked up dreams
Fucked up life
A fucked up kid
With a fucked up knife
Fucked up moms
And fucked up dads
It's a fucked up a cop
With a fucked up badge
Fucked up job
With fucked up pay
And a fucked up boss
Is a fucked up pain
Fucked up press
And fucked up lies
Well, Lethal's in the back
With the fact of the fires

Hey, it's on
Everybody knows it's on
Hey, it's on
Everybody knows it's on

Ain't it a shame that you can't say "Fuck"
Fuck's just a word
And it's all fucked up
Like a fucked up punk
With a fucked up mouth
A nine inch nail
I'll get knocked the fuck out
Fucked up aids
From fucked up sex
Fake ass titties
On a fucked up chest
We're all fucked up
So whatcha wanna do?
We fucked up me
And fucked up you

You wanna fuck me like an animal
You'd like to burn me on the inside
You like to think that I'm a perfect drug
Just know that nothing you do
Will bring you closer to me

Ain't life a bitch?
A fucked up bitch
A fucked up sore with a fucked up stitch
A fucked up head
Is a fucked up shame
Swinging on my nuts
Is a fucked up game
Jealousy filling up a fucked up mind
It's real fucked up
Like a fucked up crime
If I say "Fuck", two more times
That's forty six "Fucks" in this fucked up rhyme

Ahh...yess...I feel so much better...till next time then...

Moronic Advertising - HCL Laptops

It's been a while since my last post and this post has been on my mind for a while now...I came out with the Idea back when the Ad was new and crappy , now it's old and crappy...

To refresh your memories, here it is again

What happens in this Ad which sucks?

Well it starts with a perverted dude taking photos of a hot woman in a coffee shop...the hot woman happens to be a total bimbo who doesn't realize the dude is taking her pic even when He's being so painstakingly obvious about it.. so he doesn't even have to be secretive about it...

What point are they trying to make?
'HCL Leaptops, the Indispensable tool of Voyeurs and Perverts everywhere!!!'
I hope not...

Then the guy posts her pic online and shows off his Perv skills, AND takes help from all his stalker friends to find out who the target is...

The only part I liked is when the smartass in the white shirt comes in, pushes the standby mode switch and exposes the whole operation...I expected the next scene to be
the people in the vicinity opening a can of whoop-ass on the perv

but NOOOOO...The hot woman hangs out happily ever after with the chronic pervert, which cements the unrealistic bullshit that this Ad is...
Who made this goddamn Ad anyway? Sanjay Leela Bhansali after he finished making 'Saawariya'?


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