Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Monday, September 29, 2008
Just had an argument with a friend over whether god cares about humans or not, where at the end she got offended and decided never to talk to me again...
That's when I messaged another friend (Himura_Kenshin, for those of you who know him) and asked him the same thing
What followed was this pretty wierd conversation-
Me: Hey, religious question- Do you think God cares about humans?
HK- Actually, I'm an Atheist, did you forget?
Me: Ah...well...I guess I did, but assuming there is a God, what do you think?
HK- I don't think he/she/ really cares. If he/she did George Bush wouldn't be alive and Saddam wouldn't be dead...
Me: Yeah, that's what...what? Saddam...Hussein?
HK: Yeah, him...great statesman, did a lot for Women in the country and stood up to the American Invaders.
Me: Wasn't he like...a mass murdering dictator of some sort, you know, gassing villages with nerve gas, so the people wouldn't think of rebelling and stuff...
HK: VX Gas was never found! it was all false propoganda...
Me: Didn't National Geographic get those pics of scar faced villagers?
HK: Ever heard of Photoshop? -_-
Me: Um...not so probable back in 91...
...It's around this time when I start thinking, 'when the only guy on your side thinks Saddam Hussein is the bomb, maybe there need to be a few changes in your philosophy...'
On my way to class last week, I noticed two men distributing flyers on topics such as 'Is there a God', and 'Death is not the End' and such like. You know the type, spreading religious goodwill and that sorta thing. Members of a Christian organization, they were, and I admire their bravery...
Especially when nowadays they might get shot up for something like that...
Which makes me wonder how much attention God is really paying to us. And why doesn't He step in when people use Him as an excuse to go out and kill people...
Religion has ended up doing as much harm, as good...
Sunday, September 21, 2008
People never really need that much of a reason to get together. They may be attracted to each other and have no idea why, they just feel that way.
Makes sense that break ups occur in much the same way, when people stop, for whatever reason, feeling whatever they used to.
But since we never question good thing when they come our way, and whine about the crap when it hits us in the face, I think it's quite a pain to be given a vague reason like 'I just don't feel that way anymore'.
Say whatever you want to, 'Your taste in clothes suck',
'Your deo does nothing for you',
'You look about as attractive as a pair of mud wrestling hippos'...
whatever...you're breaking up, chances are the person's feeling pretty bad anyway. Might as well give em some pointers to improve on.
Which is why I think we ought to make a feedback system for failed relationships...you know, like the ones you got at the end of camps and stuff? Yeah, the ones where everyone wrote 'Twice a day', when you were expected to write your sex...Those form things...
'Breaking up after the duration of _____(days/months/years/minutes), It is my last request to you, for old times sake, to pen down the cause of this break up (In not more than 60 words) and answer a few simple questions about our relationship that will help improve the experiences for future partners.
Reason for Break-up_____________________________________________________
Was the 'We can Still be friends' line used?
If 'Yes' then was the Offer to downgrade from partner to friend accepted?
Did you establish partnerships with Other parties for similar services within the duration of the relationship?
If Yes, who is the Punk-ass man-whore in question?-__________________
What would you rate the 'Arrow experience' on a scale of 1 to 10- _____
Would you recommend the 'Arrow Experience' to your friends?
If 'Yes' kindly provide the Names and contact numbers of five of your friends. Pics will be appreciated.
Other comments/Suggestions, if any-________________________________________
Thank you for your participation in this survey!'
I dunno about you guys, but this is a system I could get used to...better than hearing 'It's just not working out' or something, anyway.
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Which is when I realize, the reason the average Indian man is so perverted...
But hey, the average homosexual need not assume that cricket is a 'straight pervs only' game...
Because here we see Shreesanth...I suggest you observe closely and notice something