Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Assoholic...

My Math professor is an Assoholic- which is to say, he's addicted to being an asshole...

It doesn't give him enough pleasure to give us IIT level sums which he knows we haven't covered in the portion yet, but he shouts at us like a cranky drill seargent hopped up on a coffee and red bull cocktail...complete with his special brand of trash talk...
 
I'm not saying that he says things like 

'You call that differentiation? My Grandma differentiates better than you!'

or

'You boys couldn't integrate a straight line...'

or

'You need to solve a sum every 10 seconds in CET, soldier, and you know what, listening to me, you just wasted 10 seconds! Hop to work, ya lazy no-good, sleep loving, life-having scumbag!' 

But I'm saying he's almost there...

He also takes great pleasure in discussing his weekend plans, smack dab when wer'e in the middle of a real mind boggler, and as a result, I really don't know the answer, but I know that gaping asshole has watched 'You don't mess with the Zohan, Chaos Theory, Hamlet and Hari Puttar (WTF ?-_-) in the past week, not because they were any good, but just because he could...

Arrogant IITian...one of the few bad examples I've met. Here I take the opportunity to quote Samuel L Jackson from one of his most intellectually stimulating movies...-XXX...

'Why is it always the Assholes who pass the tests?'

4 comments:

Mihir Pathare said...

*google searches for 'XXX quotes' and comes back horrified*

Arr0w said...

Look for XXX starring Samuel L Jackson...that's the one you're looking for...

...or are you? :P

Himura Kenshin said...

heh...

Unknown said...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0295701/quotes

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