Friday, December 28, 2007

Still More Signs Of Our Times

This one's a key maker from Dadar, got it while coming back from class.

It seems he makes Cabod-Door keys (CUPBOARD Door Keys XD )
and some 'Loker Repairing' too...


Err, Yeah...Derbis...I assume they meant Debris, but 'Don't throw Debris' is grammatically incorrect and funny anyway...

'Derbis' just made it 10 times funnier though...

Keep Visiting! I'm hoping for 500 hits by my birthday!!! (Oh yeah, wishful thinking...)

Rubbernecking...or...Jaw Jacking...or....Collar-Rocking or...

So...We get all kinds o folks at Somaiya...the nerds, the wannabes, the outcasts...
But all of them are groups...Here is an individual who stands alone individually because no one can stand his Infuriatingly Idiotic Individuality...

In other words, he's weird...

Yes the video is called 'A Somaiyaite Freaking out In a Freaked out Electronics Lecture'

Title could have been better, but the subject matter is what counts, no?



Yes, Thats right, Feel the Stupidity...Watch him getting his freak on, and Witness how comfortable he is with his own craziness as he realizes that people are taping his...act* and still refuses to stop...

*I've been trying to come up with a phrase for his...err...thing...here are a few ways to describe it, choose the one you think is funniest...

Rubbernecking
Neck-Pumping
Jaw-Jutting
Head-jacking
Neck-Jackhammer-ing
Head-Banging (But that kinda insults MetalHeads and Thrash lovers everywhere so forget it)
Duck-Neck Dancing
Neck-Thrusts
Head-Freaking...

Got any more ideas? Post em as comments to this post...!

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Bad Santa-Christmas Special!!

Right, so after class on Christmas Eve, I'm walking back home and I meet Santa, doing some last minute preparations for his Annual Christmas Eve, present delivery trip...

But he wasn't exactly buying Prancer, Dancer and his other Reindeers a set of shiny new antlers...

More accurately, He was getting One for the Road, at 'The Wine Shack'
I laughed my ass off..took a bunch of pics...then laughed some more...



Oh Yeah, Santa likes getting Wasted!!!!

Thats when he noticed me and started yelling some very Un-Santa like things...Got a few better pics before he saw me though...


Merry Christmas Everybody!!!
I got more lined up, to come between now and New Year's...so keep checking for updates!

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Ut-Crasher!

As many of you may already know, I haven't gone to college for the last 5 days...reason?
It's 'Cultural event' time!! which means we have Utkarsh and KJ Somaiya's Surabhi as well as minor 'Cultural Programmes' from the 14th to the 22nd, after which Holidays begin...

All this means to me, is an extended vacation where I sadly end up utilizing my time 'fruitfully' instead of sitting on the computer...

Though I ended up going to college thinking there might be Physics practicals today, and I ended up seeing This


Thats the front 'desk' for registrations in 'Elevaura'
(reminds me of 'Elvira'(-you don't know who that is? well ask wiki, why don't cha?))

I have no idea what that means and I barely care to find out...though why a College fest ends up looking like a nomadic gypsy tribe settlement?? The answer lies in the mysterious theme of the whole program...


In Case you can't read it, the words are

'The greatest treasures are those Invisible to us, but can be found...'

Oh hot dang! How movingly Profound for a split second unless you stop and realize that this phrase printed on expensive high gloss posters and put up across the city is absolute nonsense...

The black thing is the silhouette of a scarecrow, in keeping with the theme

"Villiages-Our Country's National Treasure'

We also have 2 mascots...I neglected to photograph them, but I will as soon as I go there the next time...

One is a Scarecrow...which looks either funny or disturbing, (depends on your point of view)...Because its a T-shirt stuffed with straw with an upside down pot for a head... which is propped up on a stick, in the middle of the Campus looking like a tribal human sacrifice...

The other is a Anthropomorphic GOAT...
Why a Goat? No Idea...
But this goat wears black T-shirts and ripped jeans and sports an electric guitar as well as an expression of a 'drunken boozer'(thanks Shady, thats a useful phrase)

Which is a TOTAL Antithesis to the average Somaiyaite who would be socially ostracized if they even considered a mildly alternative look like an earring (worn by a guy), or a 'boy-cut' (sported by a girl)...

Oh well, crap happens...And we unwilling Somaiyaites call it Ut-Crash...

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Funny Lines from Funny Professors...

The following are conversations which occur in class sometimes, punctuated with silly pronunciations and an even sillier choice of words...


No-1

Student: Sir, we do we have that last resistor in the circuit?

Prof: It is to protect de(the) appliance or you can say that de electrical 'Camponent' (component)

Student: Sir...as in?

Prof: Liike...when you eat the food you wash your hand na? Or I say Before you eat the food you wash, or we can say 'clean' your hands na? Isn't that to PROTECT YOUR STOMACH???

Student: XD


No2-

Prof: You should always be the prepare...anything can happen at...any moment!!Now you see, I will explain...once when I was in traveling on the buses, and one girl had one of the Rs. 100 or Rs. 50 Rupees bucks in her pocket...

More to come, when I get more time...

Friday, December 7, 2007

My Photography Piece De Resistance!!!

The Best Somaiya Photo I have seen in a looong time...Ok, So I didn't take it myself but my freind did the risky job of catching his professor napping during a lecture...IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LECTURE!!! He apparently gave 'em a numerical sum to solve, at which point he took five (minutes) to catch up on his forty (winks)


Okay, so the title is misleading and it's not MY photography...but it's a piece de resistance, no doubt...

Credit goes to Nokia H@cK3R, from my college, who I don't wanna name...

Monday, December 3, 2007

Photography

If a Picture is worth a thousand words, this is one BIG ASS post...

Pic 1- An Ad for a Tour Bus service from Mumbai to Ahmedbad

Witness, the horrific massacre of the English language...though them giving you stuff at birth is a nice bonus. (Where;s my INDI-VISUAL SPEAKER dude???)

Pic 2- How do you make things better?? put it on a stick!!

Ever since the Ice-cream stick, it's turned into a cheesy fad...Corn Dogs (On a stick) some countries have 'Meat Sticks on a Stick'...Heck, even kebabs prove that everything is better when on a stick, but isn't a plate on a stick going too far???

It's actually a seat in The Somaiya Engineering College canteen, and this is one of the only ones still in shape and not warped by the fatasses who normally occupy the places...






And this one is on the back of an Auto

Svabhiman se Jiyo
Luchyagiri, chamchagiri, Dalali, Bhadwagiri
Chhod do...

which means

Live with honour
Quit being idle
Quit being a suck-up
Quit being a whore
and QUIT BEING AN ASSHOLE!!!!

Enough said...

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