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I have discussions with my friends sometimes about why the average Indian male is such a freaking horndog.

Which is when I realize, the reason the average Indian man is so perverted...

...Is because the average Indian role model is, too.

Watch the guys staring at the lady's low rider jeans and grinning. Sachin seems to be consciously avoiding looking anywhere in the general direction of the exposed undergarments in question.

But hey, the average homosexual need not assume that cricket is a 'straight pervs only' game...


Because here we see Shreesanth...I suggest you observe closely and notice something

The hand grabbing Shreesanth's privates is not his own, Shreesanth's right hand has the black band on it.

Inference 1- It isn't Sachin, he's usually scratching HIMSELF...

Inference 2- It isn't Dhoni, he's the wicket keeper, and he knows to catch the right balls...also, the gloves make it obvious it isn't him...

Inference 3- It isn't any of the three pervs from the above picture, their hands may be busy with certain other activities...

Inference 4- It's probably a batsman, who doesn't normally have his hands on the ball, and doesn't really know the difference without looking...

Conclusion 1- That's a pretty...intense...way to celebrate...I don' t even want to imagine what goes on in the dressing room...

Conclusion 2- Cricket can be incredibly gay sometimes, thus catering to the depraved masses...No wonder Football isn't popular here...