Cell Phone Panic

I'm sure everyone's heard novelty ringtones...

you know...ones like 'Pick up the damn Phone!!!' or 'Phone utha!!' (the latter ringtone is more common, and it's yelled in a child's voice at a surprisingly quick speed and surprisingly annoying pitch...)

A rarer version is the Innuendo filled 'Uncle aap ka Baj raha hain...'
Which is where this picks off...

Dude is playing with his phone during a lecture...
Prof: *catches him*
Dude: Err, sorry sir, I was just putting it on silent...

Others in class: Hmm...so his phone isn't on silent...let the games begin...!!!

*They call the unfortunate dude's cell phone*

Unfortunate Dude's Phone:*ringing*

UNCLE AAP KA BAJ RAHA HAI!!!!
ZOR ZOR SE " " "
JAM JAM KE " " "
LAGA LAGA KE " " "

and so on...if you did'nt catch the implied meaning, I suggest a crash course in Mumbai hindi...

The guys phone was confiscated, he got the phone back later in the day...the first thing that people suggest is-

Dude, check your balance...knowing these Professors, they probably made three and a half hour ISD calls off your phone...

Which brings me nicely to the my next intended post...on the Professors...