Observations...

Have you ever noticed?...

1) If you use In-Ear headphones, and walk down the street, you can't hear anything around you, and after a while, you feel like your life has Background Music...

2)If you live in the suburbs of Mumbai, and you see a person wearing a T-shirt with a Nirvana/Led Zeppelin/Metallica/Iron Maiden emblem emblazoned across it, chances are he/she won't be able to name a single song from that artist

3)The bills stuck on Walls/Electricity units, etc, which say 'stick no bills' must be the single most ironic thing that we see on a day to day basis...

4)That Buddhists...who are the most ardent followers of Non-Violence...were rioting, burning and destroying property in the city recently?

5)That society frowns upon homosexuals, as well as Couples in general...so what do they want people to be anyway?

6)That if you pronounce the word 'Somaiya' with less of a Gujarati twang and more of a French accent (So-MA-Yuh), 50% of people from 'town' will raise their eyebrows with a visibly impressed expression on their faces...

7)That I got you with the old 'You-Are-So-Blind-You-Didn't-see-that-there-is-no-number 3-on this list' joke...

8)That there actually WAS a number 3 on this list...Ha Ha, made you look!

9) That it's 'against our Indian traditions' to walk around holding hands with a girl, but hordes of guys walk around hand-in-hand, arm-linked-in-arm, being downright campy, and nobody says a thing...Does that means that Indians were traditionally gay?Whoa...

10)That ignorant morons who read the above will either conclude that I'm gay, or a homophobe...neither, suckers, it's just an observation!