Showing posts with label awesome. Show all posts
Showing posts with label awesome. Show all posts

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Epic Comeback...

Kirk, a friend of mine, wears glasses.
Kirk, this aforementioned friend of mine, also plays football.

For fear of breaking his specs, he never does the above 2 activities at the same time.

Kirk, the friend of mine who I mentioned twice before, is also a very valuable player.
As a result, hecklers in the audience from the opposing team's side never miss a chance to try and pick on him.

I narrate on such incident.

Kirk (a friend of mine) walked on to the pitch for a Comps vs. EXTC inter-class football match, all limbering up, warming up, and basically getting ready to kick balls in goals and such-like.

A voice from the far end of the ground rang out, yelling
"Hey Kirk, you blind bastard, whaddya doin out there, huh? Can you even see without specs?Temme...How many fingers am I holding up?"

he then extended his hand like so-








Kirk's reply was swift, silent, concise, and effective.
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Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Swine Flu! Sacre Bleu!

My college gave us a weeks worth of holidays on account of the swine flu scare. Totally unwarranted, completely useless, and detrimental to our academic development for this semester...

OH SHIT YES, IT'S AWESOME!

My college is so strict, it might give the Spartans a run for their..well whatever currency the Spartans used...Attendance records stored online for your parents to check, Gates locked until 4, spiky fences that are a pain to climb over...Bunking is IMPOSSIBLE. Besides, If I bunk, the nearest place to hangout is a good distance away, at Bandra...not worth it.

So this holiday is a welcome change. Not that I'm lazing about, though. The second I mentioned the holidays to my old pal nincri666, he was full of ideas about how to spend this time. and soo-

nincri666 is doing an animation short, and suggests that I help out a little.

Rishi_B is shifting his band work into high gear and suggests that me and nincri666 help him out with a youtube music video.

I'm also gonna update my blog sometimes...

Besides that, Amalganation is doing kinda badly. Mostly due to lack of new members. So Heres another shout out- It's a great place with friendly people where you can discuss...well, basically anything. So give it a whirl, 'kay?

That all said, I gotta study now. F.Y is apparently the toughest year in Engineering...

P.S.- (Just google searched it, and the Spartans apparently used iron shafts 15 inches long, as currency. Just to make it tough for any one person to have too much. Commies...)

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Sweet, Sweet, Frightening Freedom...

CET is over. Done with. The last really important Engineering Entrance exam that I had to write. I'm free. Free like a bird. Shit, this is hard to accept. Like the shackles have fallen away, but I'm still not moving. Like I've done my Jail Time, and I don't know what to do now that I'm out of Prison.

Had a ridiculously fun time on the 12th. Headed out with my college friends. The guys I mentioned last time. Headed out to Ghatkopar, which, while not being much of a place to hit clubs or whatever, Is a place where the dudes love their food.

We spent close to four hours there, talking, laughing, stuffing our faces, and walking about town at 10:30 (the dead of night for Ghatkopar) laughing loud enough to wake the dead. Or at least some Gujju aunties. We were being ridiculously loud and obnoxious. In a loud and obnoxious way. Which is of course, loudly. And with great obnoxiousness. It was hella fun. Vents the bad vibes right out of your system. It also helps that I really don't know anybody who lives there, so I could be as L & O (don't tell me you need me to type that out once more) as I wanted.

And through that, no calls from my parents asking about when I was coming home. Because there wasn't much need for me to be at home. I'd just be passing time there too.

Right there, if you listened hard enough, you could hear the silence, which is also the sound of someone not nagging you.
Which is something I've been waiting four bloody years for.

But that silence ended up being very unsettling. Once you have the freedom to do as you please, you don't really feel like doing anything at all.

But screw that, Over the course of two long and painful years I have made a list of things to do, and I'll be damned if anything gets in my way now. Even my own disinterest.

I'm going to update like a fiend from now on. Telling you about the Hella fun I intend to have.

Friday, October 17, 2008

Russel Peters!

OMG, Russel Peters is going to be performing at Shanmukhananda on 27th October...
God damn my classes that make it impossible for me to go...

For those of you who don't know him, Russel Peters is a Jamaican-Canadian-Indian stand up comedian...who's jokes are pure awesome...

Here are a few-



and you gotta watch

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

It Went Ahead and made my day...

I was watching an Extreme Sports parody show on AXN when the commentator plays a video of guys experimenting with Mentos and Diet Coke, shooting it into 10 metre high fountains...

This is what he had to say

'Well, if there are any parents watching this, we know whats on your mind, and we agree, this is totally irresponsible, dangerous behaviour...Of course, we also know there are NO parents watching this, Therefore, let's try this with 5 litre bottles instead of 3 litre bottles!

Oh wait, even better, let's try it with 3 boxes of Tic Tac, and Mountain Dew!

Ohhh, no...Wait...Hold it, I got the best one...

Eat 5 kilos of mentos, wait 4 hours for it to digest, and then have a Diet coke Enema!!!!
I Believe I Can Fly!!!!!

Funniest Comment on Soda-Shooting...Ever...

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